Gates


The word gate is a good old English word, the form being geat in Old English (plural geatu) and whose meaning was ‘an opening or entrance’.  A watergate (from the 15th century) is a channel for water; the first element of the compound, water, is also a native English word.

Its use as a suffix is fairly recent, dating to the infamous Watergate incident of the Nixon administration. The shorthand referent for this major political scandal became the name of the hotel itself — the location of the crime’s execution. Pulling the compound apart, the second term (-gate) has become a highly productive ending, now carrying the meaning of ‘scandal’.  Amazing little cognitive move, isn’t it?  Wikipedia lists dozens of coined terms for scandals that now use this term, including a few cases of fictional scandals from sitcom episodes.

Here are just a few among the more famous recent scandals:

  • Spygate
  • Climategate
  • Irangate
  • Tigergate
  • Tasergate/Troopergate
  • Angelgate

Note how the semantics of ‘political scandal’ has generalized to ‘personal scandal’ (Tigergate) and ‘financial scandal’ (Angelgate). The form’s usage is robust enough to include variants for a single incident (Tasergate/Troopergate).  It will be interesting to see whether the suffix’s course through English becomes even broader in time to encompass more general incidents that don’t convey the notion of ‘scandal’.  Will the suffix  -gate expand to include affairs and events that don’t convey a pejorative sense, perhaps including some with a positive meaning?

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Word Lust


Today’s Wall Street Journal reports on a database of language usage that is now available to researchers. It is derived from the digital library of the world’s books that Google has been assembling in recent years. Thus far, two billion words are available from over five million titles published over the past two hundred years. Some interesting patterns of English usage are evident, including the distributions of the terms man and woman. The WSJ article is a good read:

You can explore data sets at Google Labs.

The viewer provided by Google Labs allows you to choose different sets of source material, phrases, and allows exploration of a number of different languages (right now various dialects of English, Russian, French, German, Spanish and simplified Chinese).

Having so much language data available so readily is dazzling, and consider the following statistics: at present Google has digitized 15 million titles yielding more than 2 trillion words in 400 languages! By some estimate there are about 129 million titles in the world since the invention of the printing press, so what has been digitized so far represents just under 12 percent of the entire body that could be digitized. Of course, this body will keep growing as new titles are written and published.

What kinds of linguistic phenomena can be examined through explorations of such a repository?  Here are a few that come to mind.

  • The rise (or demise) of borrowings from one language to another language. The expression modus vivendi (way of living) is a Latin phrase borrowed into English. The expression is almost nonexistent prior to around 1880, then it has a fairly steady climb until before 1970, at which point it declines fairly sharply to present times. This trend is clearest for American English; the phrase has a bit more staying power in the British corpus.  Taco is interesting. In American English there is a tiny bump around 1810, then near obscurity until about 1970, at which point the word’s usage rises steeply and continuously to the present.  In British usage, this term from Spanish simmered along at a notably higher rate of usage than was true for American English, rose sharply about the same time as for American English, but has apparently declined after 2000. The English word buzz rides a rocket after about 2000 in terms of appearance in French and German texts. Is this evidence of the borrowing of the social media sense of this word as ‘interest, atmosphere of excitement’? Buzz shows a sharp rise in English as well, after 2000.
  • The appearance or disappearance of native forms within a language. The noun text appears throughout the English corpus, but the verb texting (no surprise here) shoots almost vertically after 2000, after creeping along in the writing from about 1940 to 1980 where it then begins to slowly rise until the explosion post-2000. Coworker and codependent are both very recent bloomers. The usage of telegraph probably mirrors its importance as a technology; there’s an almost bell-curved distribution of it between 1840 and 1980. The term nosegay (small bouquet of flowers) is a thriving word in the 19th century and experiences a continuous decline through the 20th, with a little bounce again in the 21st. Is Martha Stewart responsible for this recent uptick? 🙂
  • The use (or disuse) of hyphens to convey the connectedness of ideas. Recent examples of this phenomenon include e-mail/email e-commerce/ecommerce. Unfortunately hyphenated words don’t appear to be included (or has their spelling been normalized?  Highly doubtful). It would be interesting to trace patterns of tell-tale versus telltale, for example, or to what extent tele- as a prefix was hyphenated with following forms such as -port, –graph, -kinesis, etc..
  • The replacement of one term with another in similar contexts. Google provides a nice example with burnt/burned, alternate spellings of a word with burned on the rise as burnt subsides. Woman has a higher usage throughout the corpus than lady, but the two terms diverge more after around 1960, with woman on the rise and lady occurring more rarely. Is that proof that one term is replacing the other? It’s suggestive because the terms do share contexts, but they also have different senses in which they wouldn’t be natural substitutions for each other. In British English, however, where lady has meanings not common in American English, the same divergence appears, with lady on the decline. Iniquity and injustice show a crossover pattern for American English, with injustice gaining ground during the mid 19th century. Both terms appear to be falling off in the 20th century, with iniquity now quite rare.

Some questions are worth raising in the context of all this lovely data.  Words and phrases can and do convey different meanings in different contexts; mad and angry share contexts, but mad includes others. To investigate more accurately any possible trends in the usage of similar senses requires looking at contexts which restrict the words to their similar senses, e.g., be mad at and be angry at.

Many patterns that one finds in this repository will not be statistically significant. It is also important to know what editing policies applied to these works, both in the originals and by the database designers. I was surprised not to find any instances of the hyphenated expressions I queried; I have numerous examples of such forms in well-known American literature. Linguists who intend to use this data for research into historical variation and change will care deeply about the orthographic policies of the tokens they are looking at.

There are a lot of interesting and valuable interfaces that can and should be implemented through which to explore this data. Google has put out a nice starter with the Book Ngram Viewer.

In looking at language usage across the centuries, it’s important to remember that most of the data we have, including this absolutely amazing database, is written language, not spoken language. There are important differences between speech and writing; any linguist who has systematically studied tape-recorded speech or taken field notes on spoken language knows this. Even dialogue written by talented writers is not an infallible window onto the spoken language of a given time and place, although it can certainly be useful. Our digital age with its unedited, nearly instantaneous delivery of non-spoken communication may be blurring the distinctions that have often been seen between spoken and written idioms. But for most of history until now, writing was the result of rumination and editing. Writing has often lagged behind speech in terms of style and innovation.

I encourage everyone to take a look at this fascinating database!

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Impressions: Generosity (An Enhancement) by Richard Powers


Generosity is the latest novel (2009) from the award-winning American author Richard Powers, and the first work of his that I have read.  I wanted to explore his writing because I had read that his novels address the attributes and implications of modern science and technology within the essential framework of the story lines. The central theme of Generosity (no spoilers here – this is on the book’s jacket) pursues the issue of what it would mean to society at large, and to specific individuals as well, if the genetic basis for happiness were discovered.

It’s a strange, convoluted tale and I would not characterize it as “funny, fast and finally magical”, which is how the book jacket characterizes it. To my ear, this novel is an assemblage of some astoundingly beautiful prose shackled to a somewhat tedious post-modern sensibility. The writing definitely delivers on describing current issues in science and technology (genetics and the Internet, specifically); the prose is articulate and knowledgeable, in fact, it’s downright sensuous.

“Some of the profuse gear could be straight out of labs two centuries old: pipettes and flasks, burners and retorts. But the crucial new gear has all gone digital: inscrutable black boxes covered in LEDs, sealed microelectronic sarcophagi . . .  devices the size of bread machines that accept matchbox cartridges filled with tens of thousands of biological macromolecules suspended in arrays; sensors that read millions of data points in minutes, that make errors only once every few million reads, and that spit out answers to questions three billion years in the making.” (Generosity, page 96)

But, the superstar geneticist behind the science is remote, far more iconic than the assortment of humanities types that populate the novel and worry about whether big pharma will patent and sell happiness. This imbalance in character development seemed at odds with the passionate, intricate accounts the author presents about the science and its possibilities.  With the stunning exception of the personality whom the story centers aournd (a joyous Algerian woman), the other ‘humanities’ roundup are an uninspiring lot of urban intellectuals with commonplace neuroses and insecurities. The language they are portrayed in certainly artful and nuanced, but their conflicts were not profound enough for me to really care what happened to them — with the one exception of the Algerian.

More of the dazzling writing is manifest in the accounts of Chicago and Tunisia. Here’s an excerpt:

“The hotel breakfast: a coffee the consistency of clay slip, a baguette, and jam made from a biblical-tasting fruit she can’t identify. After breakfast, Schiff wanders out into a day that’s like a thousand-watt bulb mounted inside a converted cobalt bowl. . . . She navigates by guidebook up to the Casbah, just to shoot the town’s panorama. There she prowls around La Basilique, documenting the building’s changes in ownership: fourth-century grain storage turned Byzantine church turned mosque, recently returned to a Roman ruin. History is just fluctuations in appetite. Technology changes nothing. Someone, somewhere, sometime will auction off every inclination. When we tire of happiness, someone will make a market of useful despair.” (Generosity, page 245)

In the end, and perhaps not what the author’s intention was, I felt this novel presented a dark, even tragic, vision of the world where mundane commercialization trumps inventive genius and the madness of (Internet) crowds trumps the ten-thousand insights of the (Internet) long tail.  And yet, can this guy write!  If you like fiction that folds in science integrally to the story, I recommend this novel.  I am now going to read one of Power’s earlier works — The Gold Bug Variations (1991).

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NaNoWriMo -> AnNoWriMo


NaNoWriMo is officially over. Congratulations to all those who completed 50,000 words of a novel in 30 days! I cannot include myself among them. To date I’ve managed about 15,000 words for the first draft of Vamp. Many surprises (not all of them bad) intruded on my schedule this past month, but I doubt I would have completed 50,000 words in any case, maybe 25,000 – 30,000 tops. It’s not difficult to simply write words down, of course, but it’s hard to tie plot elements and character motives together in meaningful ways on the fly in such a timeframe. No question that it’s an intense learning exercise — highly recommended for anyone who has a desire to write fiction.

I’ll continue episodes of Vamp until a complete draft is finished, December is unofficially AnNoWriMo (Another Novel Writing Month). 🙂  However, I’ll also be adding in posts again about general language issues and ramping back with Words of the Day.

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VAMP: 6 The New Hire


Zaira just makes the 7:25 a.m. commuter train at the Salem station. She’d arrived home from New York only hours earlier to find Sandor at the computer in the library, engrossed in the details of Python. The lad needed a bath, but she didn’t bring this up and took precious minutes to let him show her his weekend’s handiwork; a bare bones but functioning web content management application. He’d learned there were open source sites where applications could be submitted and he planned to submit his when he believed it had sufficient capabilities to be of general interest.

It was impressive how quickly he’d taken to writing computer code and encouraging that he was so taken by it. Zaira had discreetly checked the remaining case of blood from Ambrus to see whether Sandor was consuming enough nourishment; his apparent consumption was not great, but probably sufficient.

Zaira had taken a hot bath, slathered on her special skin care lotion, and donned an outfit from Sam’s wardrobe — gray jeans and a black pullover. She made a note to herself to show the skin products to Sandor; he was genuinely young now, so his skin had a natural tolerance for daylight. That would diminish with time. Investing in dermatological research and founding her own skin care company in the mid-20th century is where Zaira had earned her first millions.

~

Now she rides the train toward Boston with the hundreds of other commuters, some still sleepy, some slurping hot cups of coffee and chatting amiably with their daily companions, some reading newspapers, others enshrined in personal digital cocoons of iPods, laptops, cellphones. Zaira leans back in her seat deep in thought. It’s going to be a hectic week. She doesn’t feel wholly comfortable leaving Sandor to his own devices in the big house by the ocean for a week by himself. But, her little Somerville rental is small, with only one bedroom. He could sleep on the sofa, and Boston and Cambridge would be close-by for him to explore. Then, Joska’s words come back to her: Sandor has been speaking of outing us to the local villages and towns.

Would he really do such a thing? He’s young, he has never lived through one of the Confrontations, his moral compass is driven by idealistic naiveté, not experience. Would an attempt at outing them in this diverse, urban center of universities, research labs and computer firms have the impact it likely would back in their historically-rooted rural community in the Carpathian mountains?

She can’t risk it. She needs more time with him to build some rapport. Only then will it be wise to pursue the hard topics. She’ll just have to do this commute to and from Marblehead all week. But, hopefully Dean will be signing the term sheet with KFR and she can quit her guise at BubbleTrendz. Maybe she’ll take Sandor on a trip to see California or the Pacific Northwest. Or maybe Brazil. Expand his horizons.

~

Time to be Sam. Zaira walks the last block to Kendall Square gradually adjusting her expression and attitude. Psychology dial set to perky she laughs to herself.

Sam enters the front door of BubbleTrendz, and as she passes the conference room, she sees Mary talking to a young blond guy in there. He’s signing forms that Mary is passing to him. Sam turns the corner and sees Dean pouring himself a mug of coffee in the kitchen area.

“Morning!” She gives him her most cheerful smile.

“Hey Sam!” Dean looks happy. Has he read their term sheet?

“Do we have a new hire? I saw Mary with someone in the conference room.”

“We do. A superstar Python guy. He’ll be the programming project lead on the Star app suite. Can you set him up in the office next to Gil’s? I’ve ordered new equipment for him, UPS should be delivering it this morning.”

“That’s great that we’re expanding,” Sam continues, hoping he’ll tell her more.

“It is. We’re also going to be looking for a couple of programming interns to work with the new guy Evan. Mary is putting together the job reqs. Think about where those folks could work, maybe the area across from your station? We may be looking for a larger space soon, but we’ll make do for right now.” Dean turns and heads toward his office.

Looking for a larger space can mean only one thing, Dean has acquired fresh capital. Sam decides she’ll text Deborah and Anatol as soon as she’s at her desk to find out if Dean has responded to their term sheet. She doesn’t want to consider the other possibility yet.

She sees that Gil is already in his office and decides to drop in. He’s a night owl and usually doesn’t come in until after eleven in the morning. Maybe that’s why he looks particularly disheveled today, being here at nine.

“You’re here bright and early!” she tells him. “Did you interview that new programmer?”

“No. I didn’t have any input in the process.” He’s clearly unhappy about this.

Sam is surprised at the news. Gil is a top Python hacker, Dean would surely want his opinion about the programming abilities of new technical hires.

Gil continues in a crestfallen tone. “You left early on Friday. Dean stayed late and I overheard him talking to Mary at one point about bringing in a new programmer on Monday. Monday! I figured he’d come by my office and say something, but after he talked to her, he just left.”

Sam lowers her voice to tell him confidentially,  “There was a fax on Friday that came in from a venture capital firm. Did you hear anything about that?”

“Yeah! He told Mary we’ve signed on Anderson and Cunning as partners.”

With s sinking feeling, Sam realizes the hard truth: Dean has signed on with Joel Anderson. She has made a major miscalculation. A little stunned, she asks Gil, “I”m really surprised Dean didn’t want you to interview this programmer.”

Gil shakes his head. He looks wretched and baffled. “Me, too. He’s being put on the Star apps suite. I wrote the whole thing! It just doesn’t make sense.” Gil swallows, finding it difficult to say out loud the thing that hurts the most. “And they’re getting the guy a 12-core Mac Pro.” Gil looks downright sick and says softly, again. “Twelve core.”

Sam knows enough to realize that this means the new hire is getting lots of computing power for his own use, a lot more than Gil, apparently. She ponders the situation; she likes an entrepreneur who moves quickly and decisively as Dean seems to be doing. But something feels out of whack here.

— to be continued —

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VAMP: 5 Structuring the Deal


“Promise me you will drink some of Cousin Ambrus’ bottles while I’m away? Don’t worry that it’s the last case, he’s promised to send more.” Zaira looks across her living room at Sandor, who is scrunched into her elegant red Roche Bobois couch.

He looks up from the thick paperback he’s had his face buried in. “Do you have any coffee thermoses? With sipping lids?”

Oh yes, the opaque containers.

“I’m sure there is something on one of the shelves in the butler’s pantry,” she tells him. “I’m serious, though, Sandor. You really must tend to your nourishment. I’ll be home in forty-eight hours.”

He nods and returns to his book.

She isn’t satisfied yet. “I should tell you that I don’t know my neighbors up the road well at all. I really doubt anyone will call or drop by. So, you’ll be fine?”

“Yes, Zaira. I’m going to use the computer in the library if that’s alright? I want to learn about this Python programming language.”

Delighted relief flashes across her face. “What a fun idea! I’ll introduce you to Gil next week and you’ll already have something in common.”

Instinctively she sweeps forward in a bow and utters a farewell in the old Uralic language.

~

High above midtown Manhattan in a glass-walled office, Joel Anderson leans back in his  custom-designed, ergonomic executive chair. The gleaming walnut and titanium desk in front of him is spacious and free of clutter, with only the thinnest, latest model laptop lying open on it. The laptop’s backlit LED screen is the only light in the dark room, except for the sparkling city outside, far below the glass walls of the spacious corner office..

The features of Joel Anderson’s face are revealed in a noir-ish chiaroscuro by the cool blue light coming from the laptop. His is a smooth face of thirty-six years, clean-shaven, regular features, and just the tiniest curl of a sneer at the corners of his mouth. His brown hair is clipped in an edgy, current style by the hand of some Italian celebrity hairdresser.

Still leaning back in his chair, Joel’s hand moves forward and clicks a button on the mouse, his eyes scanning whatever has just appeared on the laptop’s screen. He suddenly swivels his chair around to face the night sky, not looking at anything in particular, just pleased at how much of New York is visible from this window.

The deal had been amazingly simple to close. The terms were favorable, Dean Divers was okay with yielding thirty percent. But, none of this is even the point. Joel clasps his hands behind his head, his subtle natural sneer widens into a genuine smile. Investment creates wealth, innovation. That’s enough for some people. But, power is the real coin of the realm.

“Don’t be evil,” he says under his breath, in a mocking tone.

~

Ironically, only blocks away from Joel Anderson’s lofty office, Zaira sits at a choice table in an absurdly expensive restaurant with her two investment partners, Anatol Kaminsky and Deborah Roehr. She convinced them that offering two million dollars to BubbleTrendz in exchange for twenty-five percent of the company was a good starting tactic. She expected Anatol to balk at the twenty-five percent, and he did, but he came around. He and Deborah both want a piece of the action in “this hottie startup”,  as Anatol had drolly referred to it. They all agree that Dean won’t relinquish control of half his company, and Anderson’s offer is asking for thirty percent at two million two. Zaira’s hope is that Dean will take the flat two million and hang on to the additional five percent. The faxed term sheet has been sent and maybe he’s already reading it.

Zaira is wearing a sculpted white wool suit by a prominent New York designer; the fabric is almost luminous in the candlelight and contrasts with her dark red hair. She sips sparingly from the glass of 2005 Lafite Bordeaux that Anatol has insisted upon ordering. Without the ingredient of human blood in this drink, Zaira’s biological tolerance for it is sharply diminished. She’s been careful, as always, with her entree as well.

“You eat like a bird! No wonder you’ve got such a fabulous figure,” Deborah quips good-naturedly as she spreads Normandy butter on a bite of bread. Deborah is blonde, more ample than Zaira, but sensuous and satisfying to look at. She’s dressed in designer black, her thick hair coifed to frame her face to maximum advantage.

Anatol sports salt-and-pepper sideburns and a thousand dollar suit. His eyes hint of a distant Tartar ancestor, his smile is sophisticated, but good-natured.

These are the partners of KFR, Kaminsky, Farago and Rhoer, a venture capital firm established three years ago. Two humans and a vampire incognito. Incognito except for her name. You have to keep your name is Zaira’s resolute belief. Despite the guises, somewhere in your life you have to keep your name. Otherwise, the centuries will just erase whoever you might be.

— to be continued —

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VAMP: 4 Sandor’s Arrival


Sam stands impatiently at the fax machine, waiting for the last page to come through. She’s already scanned the first page and it looks compelling, Dean is savvy and he’s probably going to accept it. But these investors want thirty percent of the company and that will make it difficult for Sam to get the thirty-five percent she’s now contemplating. Dean won’t want to lose control of over fifty percent of his company.

She removes the second page of the incoming fax just as Dean is approaching her, coffee mug in hand.

“Is that from Joel Anderson’s office?” he asks briskly, eyeing the pages.

“Here you go.” She hands him the draft term sheet with a cheerful smile, her teeth smooth and human-esque in their little white caps.

He gives a brief nod of appreciation as he continues down the hall, eyes pouring over the numbers on the pages in his hand.

Sam glances at the digital clock on the microwave as she walks past the coffee station. Time to head over to Logan to pick up Sandor. Too bad she needs to leave early today; she’d like to find out Dean’s reaction to that term sheet, whether he’s going for it. If so, she’ll need to move quickly. But, can she trust leaving Sandor alone in Boston while she’s in New York? A lot of balls in the air suddenly.

As she walks back to her desk, she passes Gil’s office. There he is, iPod earbuds in place, fingers at the keyboard. Three candy bar wrappers lie crumpled and discarded on his desk. Sam flicks her fingers in a hello, but Gil doesn’t notice, he’s deep into his Python code.

Sam suddenly realizes if the Anderson deal goes through, Dean will be hiring more programmers, he’ll scale up rapidly with such an infusion of capital as was being offered in that fax. This company has momentum and they all know it. She’s got to get to New York and get her partners on board fast. Before the window of opportunity closes.

~

Sam paces back and forth, beyond the customs area of Terminal E, too warm in her brown leather jacket, annoyed and concerned that Sandor’s flight landed well over an hour ago and he still hasn’t appeared. She’s repeatedly consulted the only photo of him she possesses, sent to her cellphone by her cousin Csilla, the only relation who apparently had the foresight to do so.  The photo shows a tall, angular youth with dark hair and eyes, aquiline nose and a somber demeanor. She’s been scanning all the males who look about eighteen years old, as they exit the customs area, and they are all husky, strapping lads with lighter hair and complexions and not one of them looks somber. What should she do? She scans the crowd again, sharply, and suddenly there he is, just outside of customs.

He is easily six feet tall and very thin. His wrists and hands protrude awkwardly from a dark gray fisherman’s sweater, and his corduroy pants hang loose on his frame and look a little worn. His hair is black as a raven’s wing and his skin is a strange ashy alabaster. In the moment before he spots her, she thinks to herself that his physiognomy perfectly fits most humans’ stereotype of what a vampire should look like.

Sam approaches the young man and grasps his hands in her own. “Sandor, greetings and great welcome! Your presence honors our blood!” Sam delivers these words in their common ancestral language; she knows he’s deeply familiar with these ritual salutations, having lived his short life thus far in the mountains of Transylvania.

Sandor directs his intense eyes at her and reciprocates the welcoming pressure of her hands with a quick, light squeeze. “Zaira, it’s good of you to take me in, but must we always speak of blood?”

“Do you speak English?” she asks him, deciding quickly to change tack.

“Of course.”

“And how was your journey?”

“Long. Tedious. I was detained both in London and here because I don’t have any luggage. Only this.” Sandor points to the modest backpack on his shoulders.

We’ll need to shop for clothes, she mentally notes.

“You must be tired from your long trip. Would you like to rest first, or see some sights?”

“Zaira, I will do as you wish. I am your charge now.”

He makes her sound like a prison warden.

“Well, you are certainly free to come and go as you please, Sandor. I’m quite busy and hope we can find things of interest for you here. But there is one thing, please always call me Sam. I’m in guise now, you know what that is, and I’m Sam Rush. I work as an office administrator in a small company-“

“What kind of firm?”

They are walking outside in the chilly air amid the throng of people with wheeled bags, oversized rucksacks and totes. Sam and Sandor queue up in the taxi line. She’d taken the T over to Logan, in character with her frugal work identity, but of course she’ll take a cab now. Maybe she’ll have the cab drop them in Harvard Square, expose Sandor to student life, the pubs and cafes. Perhaps he could make some friends his own age. He will only ever get this chance once in all the centuries — of being the same age as those around him.

She explains BubbleTrendz.

“My firm, the one I’m investigating in guise, identifies interesting, timely information — trends. Their applications analyze and present these trends to businesses that would benefit from such distilled data.”

“How do they benefit?”

“Well, they might realize that potential customers would like their product even more if it had some additional features, or maybe people are becoming bored with a certain fashion style or dining fad, and a business could respond and change course before it’s too late.”

“Social media marketing.’

“So you know this stuff.”

“I have friends on Facebook.”

They are waved to the next cab in the line and get in. Sam tells the driver to drop them at Church Street in Harvard Square.

~

Sam sits across from Sandor in a dark, Irish pub, sharing a plate of french fries with her cousin. He’s drinking seltzer water and she’s sipping a dark oatmeal stout. One is okay if she drinks is slowly. And this amount of carbohydrate won’t throw off their blood chemistry.

The place is noisy and crowded and Sam would love to revert to their ancient Uralic-based language; to the pub crowd here they’d just sound like a couple of Eastern Europeans having an intellectual discussion in a comfort dialect. But, she’s already picked up on Sandor’s prickly ways and precociousness. He’ll battle her about language at this point just to play the contrarian. He apparently has an interest in technology, explore that angle.

“Do you play video games?” she queries, discreetly checking her Android for incoming messages from her New York office.

“I question the morality of playing them.”

“The morality? What do you mean?” She hadn’t expected that.

“They’re generally too easy for me.” He says this without a speck of conceit or hubris. “But the structures of most of them, at some level it’s always about quarry, prey. It’s too close to what we do. It doesn’t feel like a game.”

The conversation stops with a thud. Sam takes a long, leisurely sip of her dark beer, using the seconds of imbibing to think of something to say where they can start again on neutral ground. She’ll need some time with this boy before she thinks it wise to take the big issues head-on with him.

“Have you ever written your own computer programs?” she asks.

“No.”

“There’s a smart guy at this company I’ve told you about. He writes the applications in a computer language called Python.”

“Like the snake?”

“I suppose so.”

“And, do you drink his blood, this Python programmer?”

It’s too much. “I do not, Sandor. I thought you requested that we not speak of blood?”

The youth glowers at his seltzer, but says nothing.

“Would you like to meet him? The programmer?” Sam realizes she needs to devise some  basic schedule for Sandor if she hopes to leave for New York in two days. She would bet her entire proposed investment in BubbleTrendz that Gil will be perfectly safe with Sandor.

— to be continued —

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VAMP: 3 Family Ties


Joska manages a bow and he and Zaira exchange a brief greeting in the ancient tongue.

“Come in at once, cousin!” she tells him, switching back to English, her adopted language of the past century and a half.

Joska staggers through the door, smelling of smoke and earth and leaves, and salty air. Zaira takes him firmly by the arm and leads him from the vaulted foyer, past the grand staircase, through the billiards room and into the butler’s pantry. It’s a large room with high ceilings and great banks of wooden-framed, glass-enclosed cupboards, an important room, not an alcove. This room was built in the 19th century and its architecture expresses a social order of a time when houses of this stature employed professional butlers who oversaw entire staffs of servants.

Zaira seats her cousin at the large oak table that now occupies the center of the room. She opens one of the cupboards and retrieves a tall bottle which she sets on the table in front of her cousin. She fetches a shot glass, unstops the bottle and pours an ample amount from the bottle into the small glass. Joska picks up the shot glass and downs its contents in one gulp. Zaira pours a second, and Joska drinks that just as fast. Then a third.

“I’m sorry to serve you such plonk, but I haven’t got a single drop of fresh sangre in the house. Too busy these days.” She watches her cousin down his fourth glass and smiles. “It seems to be doing the job well enough.”

Joska pours the fifth shot himself, his cheeks have acquired a flush of color and his eyes have brightened. He pushes his cape back from his shoulders and nods his gratitude to Zaira. His breathing is still too fast, too wheezy, but that, too, will subside.

“You certainly know how to make an entrance, Joska. Why didn’t you just take a plane? And call me? I do own a cell phone.” Zaira watches her cousin push damp ringlets of black hair back from his brow.

Joska lets out a long, controlled sigh and pours a sixth shot. But he’s taking his time at this point, regaining his physical composure. “I need a favor of you. Manners required this. I’m European, after all.”

Zaira is impressed. Joska felt that manners required him to make a long stride all the way from Transylvania to the north shore of Boston; burning through his metabolic resources like a Titan rocket booster, sustaining the incredible mental focus and physical endurance to hurl himself over land and sea without rest for nearly forty-eight hours. He could have damaged himself irreparably through such effort. And, the prognosis for a permanently weakened vampire is not sanguine.

“I’m all ears,” Zaira tells him, settling herself into a chair next to her cousin and curling her bare feet under her.

Joska inhales, his breathing is even, easy at last. He looks into Zaira’s now-curious eyes. “We have a cousin,” he begins, searching for his words.

“We have lots of cousins.” Zaira scolds herself privately; this is difficult for Joska, she shouldn’t be teasing him.

“It’s Sandor. You may not remember him, he’s young. I mean he really is young.”

“Are you telling me he was birthed?”

Joska nods.

“Amazing! When?”

“Only eighteen years ago. He’s a nice kid, but he’s rough around the edges, so to speak.”

“I can well imagine. It cannot be easy for him to be surrounded by relatives who have been shaping their own strong attitudes, opinions and tastes through centuries of experience.” Zaira looks frankly at her cousin. “I expect he’s pretty rebellious, right?”

“You could say that. But not in simple, obvious ways.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, he doesn’t like to drink blood.”

“How has he developed, flourished up to age eighteen?”

“Of course he drinks it, but he complains and he’s ridden with angst, guilt about it all. He has never hunted prey himself and refuses to do so. You can imagine how that sits with Great-uncle Istvan.”

“Then what does he drink. There, in Translyvania?”

“He toyed with vegetable juices until he almost expired from anemia. Only transfusions under sedation restored him. We’ve got Ambrus sending bottled stuff, but Sandor drinks only small doses and only from opaque containers. He remains a gaunt youth.”

“How can I help you with this?” Zaira can smell Joska’s tension and it’s making her uneasy.

“Great-uncle Istvan thinks Sandor should come here to live with you. At least for the time being.”

“Because I have no time these days to hunt prey?”

“In part.”

“But I drink blood and sometimes I leave open containers about, when I’m in a rush.”

“You’re a modernist though, and he might appreciate that. All the distractions here. I must tell you, I wasn’t prepared for the grandeur of this ocean-front mansion. You’ve done well, Zaira.”

She laughs, pleased. “I’m glad you like it. I really should throw more parties, though, invite the family. The place has eight bedrooms and a wonderful old cellar for those who prefer that sort of thing.” Her smile conveys ironic resignation. “I bought it at the top of the current real estate bubble. It’s lost some value, could take a while to come back. But, I am an investor.”

Joska nods solemnly. “I haven’t been in the stock market since Dutch tulips.”

Zaira looks at her cousin more seriously. “I’m in the middle of a deal right now, I’m in guise a good part of the time. I only escape here every few weeks for a little R&R. Taking care of a teenaged vegetarian vampire sounds like more than I could carry off with any probability of success.”

“You know what a small community we are back home.” Joska looks at her. “Well, Sandor has been speaking of outing us to the local villages and towns.”

“Who’d believe him in this day and age?”

“You’d be surprised. And coming from our own, you know he could do it. If he really has a mind to. Need I remind you of that spell of unpleasantness a century or so back? Those vigilantes weren’t just carrying garlic and mirrors, they were brandishing carved wooden stakes.”

The cousins sit in silence at Zaira’s table in her lavish butler’s pantry. Zaira frowns to recall the clash that Joska is speaking of. Indiscretions and excesses of one of her ancestors, that no-count Count as Istvan referred to him, had cost the lives of three of their family and led to open hostilities for decades in the rural mountainous community they had shared for so long with humans. The wooden stakes were barbaric, but they were the one way, the only way, to fell a vampire. The rest was bunk, ruses invented by her people to throw decoys over their trail, when the hunter occasionally became the hunted through miscalculation or bad luck.

“What will I do with him?” Zaira asks, her skepticism building at the growing list of disastrous scenarios in her mind.

“Could you take him with you where you work? In a guise?”

Joska’s naivete about the business world is touching.

“I’m a gofer, a minion, at present, that’s the guise. I have no authority to hire anyone.”

“Oh.” It’s clear that Joska had considered his duty to present the asking, and to do it gallantly. He was counting on her to accept the request and to brainstorm a workable way of succeeding at it. She cannot send him home with the shame of failure. She’ll just have to make it up as she goes.

“I’ll do this, ” she tells him, noting the sheer relief in his face now. “But, Joska, please send him by plane, okay? If he’s as gaunt and picky an eater as you describe, he’ll never make it by long stride.”

— to be continued —

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VAMP: 2 Reconstituted Red Mimosas


Zaira Farago pushes open the French doors of her spacious bedroom and walks onto the expansive balcony perched high above the cold dark waters that pound the rocks of the New England coastline below. The November wind is blowing from the sea tonight and has a real bite to it, but Zaira is flush and pink from a long hot soak in the marble bath.

She inhales deeply as she continues to rub a towel through her still-damp hair. Despite the low lighting from the room’s interior, the white towel against her dark red tresses is striking in contrast to the black robe of thick terry cloth that Zaira has wrapped about her. She flicks her tongue lightly across her teeth, enjoying the freedom from the annoying little caps, touching the familiar canine points, top and bottom. A smile of amusement crosses her face, recalling past times with the Hungarian cousins. All the cousins agreed that Zaira had the prettiest teeth — dainty, not too long, with beautiful, lethally-pointed white tips. She takes another deep breath, absorbing the scent and touch of the ocean air, her mindset deepening into the pleasure of the familiar comforts of home, where she can discard all pretense.

Leaving the French doors slightly ajar to enjoy the sound of the surf, Zaira returns to her bedroom and settles down on a divan. She picks up the champagne flute next to it and takes a long sip of the concoction that is her own specialty for these weekend homecomings; light dry prosecco, fresh blood orange and human blood.

The blood is not fresh, it’s from her last case of the shipment Cousin Ambrus sent her from Santa Rosa. His real wine collection he always joked.

Ambrus owns and runs a winery as his day job, but has focused his nocturnal energies on entrepreneurial endeavors such as developing cryopreservation techniques that don’t require the use of glycerol solutions to keep red blood cells intact. His passion has been to preserve the original, natural flavor of the human ‘terroir’.

Zaira thinks that Ambrus’ passion has paid off quite well, despite their Great-uncle Istvan’s derisive summation that he would never touch blood not freshly drawn by his own mouth.

Zaira tried to get this same great-uncle to join her as an investor on promising human research aimed at developing artificial blood. She’d researched several promising biotech firms that were developing oxygen therapeutics for the military and pitched them to her obdurate uncle. But, Istvan would have none of it. He told her he would not invest a forint, farthing, euro or dollar in any hemoglobin product that had the shelf life of Parmalat.

Zaira tops up the champagne flute with more prosecco and more bottled blood. Great-uncle Istvan is just old school, but Zaira feels more open to the possibilities. Although she agrees that nothing surpasses the physical and emotional well-being experienced through a fresh draw, her current life-style doesn’t always make that a realistic choice.

She considers her home base. It’s nirvana to come here after a week or two or three in a Guise, after dwelling in close proximity to humans and their mortality-driven lives. And, she does have to make do with the various packaged forms of preserved sangre while in the field. It simply is not practical to prey on the people she currently works with in her Sam Guise.

Zaira takes a long sip of her red mimosa and laughs quietly at the thought of getting a draw off her coworkers. Mary is smart and tough as nails, it would be a lot of effort to corner the girl in a dark alley, which is what it would take. Too much drama and a certain amount of risk. Gil, the talented, but pudgy Python programmer, would be an easy target. He’s a great little geek and Zaira is rooting for him. The company’s recent rosy prospects have a lot to do with Gil’s great technical work. But, she has seen what he eats in his office: greasy burritos and chips, candy bars and big sugary drinks with caffeine. The kid’s lipid profile must be loaded with triglycerides and LDL cholesterol — the bad stuff. She’d need a couple of days of fasting and system cleansing after dosing on Gil’s blood. And what would be the point with Dean, the founder of BubbleTrendz? She’s close to investing a couple of million dollars in the two-year-old startup; it’s not wise to sap the strength of a horse she’s betting on.

Betting on that horse is still the issue, though. She needs more data. It’s why she’s hanging out as Sam Rush, cheerful little office administrator. Zaira has learned it’s an effective way to learn the inside scoop on a team, the real strengths and the real weaknesses, the potential hazards facing an investor. So for now, she’ll continue to survive on convenience mart blood, and avoid the messy complications that seeking prey would entail. She’ll trade flavor for freedom. It’s why she’s able to do what she’s doing, whereas Great-uncle Istvan has decided to endure the boring isolation of his reclusive, drafty old Transylvanian manor, tending to his mushroom plots, satisfied to drink the fresh, but repetitive-tasting blood of the long-suffering local inhabitants and their descendants.

Zaira is startled from her reveries by the low chime of the front doorbell downstairs. A quick glance at the clock shows it’s well past four in the morning. Unexpected nocturnal calls are rarely good news. Instinctively she curls her fingers, catlike, instantly strengthening and sharpening her tapered fingernails. She tightens the sash of her black robe and leaves the cozy den of her bedroom, quickly descending the wide hardwood steps of the curved staircase on her graceful bare feet.

She opens the large, carved front door of her house and her keen, ancient-young eyes are filled with surprise. Standing before her, a long traveler’s cape whipping about him in the wind, is her cousin Joska. From his pallor and the deep circles under his eyes, it’s clear at once that he came here by long stride. He’s obviously in need of blood.

— to be continued —

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VAMP: 1 Roast Beef, Rare


“I think we’re ready for lunch now.”

Sam glances up from her computer at the forty-something man she now calls her boss as of two weeks ago. He is an easy study: driven, self-absorbed, humorous only towards a purpose, but still, a risk-taker of sorts. She smiles at him, hoping her expression conveys its intended attitude — energized and willing, but also callow.

“Sure!” she chirps, rising quickly from the black office chair.

“Can you fax these right away to Baker and Ashton?”

Sam gracefully takes possession of the sheaf of documents that her boss is thrusting at her. Without real eye contact he adds, “After you do the lunch.”

He’s gone, back into his conference room, back to his prospects. Sam sets the to-be-faxed paperwork on her desk and walks toward the coffee and kitchen area of the small corporate office. She passes coworker Mary on her way, giving the small sturdy blonde a nod of camaraderie.

The catered sandwiches are sitting on the counter by the coffee maker, still covered in plastic. Sam had ordered them this morning and they’d arrived half an hour ago. They are an assortment including vegetarian wraps, various poultry and cheese combinations and roast beef. Rare.

Sam carries the sandwich platter into the conference room, not making specific eye contact with anyone, but aware of sets of male eyes taking her in, along with the food. The four men in the room are all multitasking their way through conversation and tapping virtual keys on little digital devices.

What delightful little power totems, Sam muses to herself as she pulls off the cellophane wrapping of the sandwich platter, comparing the smart phones at the conference table here to the polished tobacco pipes and cigars of an earlier era.

One of the men reaches immediately for a sandwich, it’s roast beef. He takes a bite of it and continues talking to her boss. Sam can’t resist a quick glance at the bitten sandwich, the beef is really blood-red rare, and it’s making her suddenly hungry.

She looks away from the sandwich and straight into the eyes of a young, good-looking blonde male in a blue work shirt. It’s not a real work shirt, it’s an expensive Italian-made, casually elegant camisa. The new uniform of successful entrepreneurs. The man isn’t yet thirty, and his muscles are solid, well-defined, no doubt sculpted under the tutelage of a personal trainer. Sam instinctively glances at his neck, at the fine smooth carotid artery. Guy must have a rest pulse of sixty, maybe even fifty-five. Aerobic fitness definitely adds to the pleasure.

Sam realizes she is smiling at the guy, and immediately softens her dark brown eyes. Don’t broadcast dominance.  He’s not smiling back, but she knows he wants her, wants her strong, agile body beneath the form-fitting jeans, her smooth skin and the dense red hair that falls to her shoulders. But he wants her on his own terms.  He’s an easy study, too, another risk-taker. But, he’s a calculating mesomorph, not a romantic.

She turns from the table and leaves the room, returning promptly with a basket filled with exotic brands of bottled water, and bottles of organic fruit juices which include cranberry-pomegranate — a gorgeous shade of red. With meek and professional efficiency Sam sets the basket down near the sandwiches and then sets down the tray of chocolate cupcakes she has also carried in.

Blondie with the runner’s pulse is burning holes through her blouse with his hazel eyes. Probably O or A positive, but he reminds her a lot of an A negative she was recently acquainted with. Let it go, she tells herself, you need his brains at the moment more than you need his blood.

“Enjoy your lunch,, gentlemen!” Sam smiles at them as a group and closes the conference door behind her as she leaves the room. Time to go see about faxing those documents.

— to be continued —

Vamp — a new novel by A.C. Houston,  copyright 2010

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